DETH KILLERS 2000

1. WHAT IS DES KIRAZ AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

DES KIRAZ: VOLUME 1 is a limited edition series of t-shirts for your collecting pleasure, brought to you by DETH KILLERS 2000. We hope you enjoy our shoppings. DES KIRAZ is also a video game, a breakfast cereal, and a new flavor of Pop-Tarts, but we ate them all (ok, GREG ate them all), so we are sorry we cannot share our Pop-Tarts at this time.

1B. HOW COME SOMETIMES YOU GUYS TALK ON YOUR WEBSITE AND IN THE PRESS LIKE YOU ARE EITHER 4 YEARS OLD OR HAVE A BRAIN INFECTION? AND THEN SOMETIMES YOU TALK IN ENGRISH? WTF?

Seriously? Are you really asking me that? Even as a dumb, stupid biker, I take offense to that. We don't come into your website or your press and tell you how to talk. If it's really that annoying, turn off your TV and get on your bike and go for a ride. It's a beautiful day out and you're missing it by sitting here in front of the TV.

2. WHAT DO I GET FOR MY MONEY?

Every one of our t-shirts in DES KIRAZ: VOLUME 1 is brand spankin' new, and comes packaged in a nifty green plastic collectable box, and costs $125 U.S. American Green Dollars.

For that price, you get lots of fun, excitement, and wearing pleasures. Inside each box, contains one fully printed awesome cool t-shirt, a DETH KILLERS 2000 collectable poster to hang on your wall, and a set of trading cards, which are best used for your non-trading pleasures. We enjoy giving you pleasures. We also love to give you our ideas, at no extra charge. And sometimes, we like to give you our recipes. All that for only 125 bucks.

3. HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY IT COSTS?

$125 U.S. AMERICAN BUCKS (plus shipping, see below). They are still good here in America.

4. HOW DO YOU SHIP AND HOW MUCH IS SHIPPING?

Shipping goes like this:
a. you pay us and we ship via UPS..... 2nd day/3rd day/ground.
b. we ship anywhere in the world, and I mean anywhere.
c. shipping costs are additional and are at standard UPS rates:
IN THE US:
2nd day=$
3rd day=$
ground=$
INTERNATIONAL:
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Orders placed after 2pm will be processed the next business day, OK SO SET YOUR ALARM AND WAKE UP EARLY!

5. WHAT ARE OUR SIZES?

We make t-shirts in 5 sizes that fit good, feel good and smell good (UNWORN ONLY). Here is a size chart for you measurers:
S: shoulder/chest/length
M:
L:
XL:
XXL:

6. WHAT KIND OF PRINTING IS THAT?

We make printing that never looked so good befores. Our t-shirts are printed ALL OVER.... that's right folks, even the neckbands are printed and lookin' good. We used a never before used new to come into the market printing technique called "digital space-age printing" that if you get real close and inspect our printing, you will hear subliminal messages that tell you to wear it and maybe even eat it. But please be careful if you eat your t-shirt, you might accidently get bad breath, so get yourself some altoids. It's kind of like astronaut ice cream in that it sounds like a good idea to eat it, but it really tastes like crap once you take a bite. We think you will like wearing these all-over printed t-shirts and sometimes at parties when we are wearing ours, we spin around and show people how the image goes all the way around and tells a story and people like that demonstration.

7. CAN I RETURN OR EXCHANGE IF I'M NOT HAPPY?

No, you will be happy. But if just in case you are not happy, or suffer from occasional bouts of depression, we can help. We accept returns of non-worn merchandise, as long as it is returned as the complete package as you got it. It has to include the full packaging, t-shirt, poster, and set of unopened trading cards for us to allow a return. We won't budge on this one.

To make an exchange or return, please contact our special customer service interweb hotline for returning details at:
customerservice@dethkillers.com

8. HOW CAN WE MAKE PAYMENT?

We accept Paypal and credit cards. Thanks for your purchasings.

9. WHAT ARE DETH KILLERS POLICIES REGARDING...?

...COPYRIGHTS
All material, artwork, designs, web design, copy, ideas, implications, humor, or lack therof is subject to copyright even if the year listed is 10 years in the future. Thanks for respecting copyrights!!!

...PRIVACY
DETH KILLERS 2000 respects our customers' account information as private and confidential information and will never share this with any outside affiliations or individuals. Your information (we don't store your credit card number) is secured and encrypted with the Secure Socket Layer Software via PayPal.

When buying items from deskiraz.com you are also accepting to the policies listed above. DETH KILLERS, LLC. is not responsible for any misunderstandings of the policies listed.